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Emily. 22. Melbourne. My mum thinks I'm cool. Also my favourite animal is pigs.

harry styles
me as a pedestrian:[catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving:say your prayers
12 hours ago
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derfreischutz:

Removing the carpet on the stairs in my flat reveals arcane secrets

derfreischutz:

Removing the carpet on the stairs in my flat reveals arcane secrets

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13 hours ago
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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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15 hours ago
370,828 notes

glutenfreewaffles:

How to be a grade A dork a book by Peter Benjamin Parker

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1 day ago
224,563 notes

slentando:

I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

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13 hours ago
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creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

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17 hours ago
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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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1 day ago
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igetje:

femforthought:

queerlilly:

"without us you wouldn’t have any rights!" without you we wouldn’t have to fight for them

Always this. Always.

"Remember that men gave women the right to vote!"

And remember that men should never have been at such a social and political advantage as to be able to literally give and take away rights from groups of people.

fuckin tell ‘em

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1 day ago
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2am-poetry:

chocolvatefrosting:

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Shots fired

Dead

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1 day ago
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