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Emily. 22. Melbourne. My mum thinks I'm cool. Also my favourite animal is pigs.

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waywarddevil:

paintyoubarakat:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

'release the penguins'

‘Begin turning flame slightly higher and higher’

waywarddevil:

paintyoubarakat:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

'release the penguins'

‘Begin turning flame slightly higher and higher’

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1 day ago
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thatsmoderatelyraven:

I’m thinking about buying this mirror at Walmart

thatsmoderatelyraven:

I’m thinking about buying this mirror at Walmart

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2 days ago
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It’s never, never, never the woman’s fault. No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman. No means no. […] The one regret I have is we call it domestic violence as if it’s a domesticated cat. It is the most vicious form of violence there is, because not only the physical scars are left, the psychological scars that are left. This whole culture for so long has put the onus on the woman. What were you wearing? What did you say? What did you do to provoke? That is never the appropriate question.

unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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2 days ago
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The world’s highest bridge, The Bridge Of Immortals, is situated in the Yellow Mountains, also known as Huangshan. From the bridge you will have a breathtaking view, and see how the clouds are touching mountainsides beneath you.

The world’s highest bridge, The Bridge Of Immortals, is situated in the Yellow Mountains, also known as Huangshan. From the bridge you will have a breathtaking view, and see how the clouds are touching mountainsides beneath you.

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2 days ago
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book ginny:keep your head in the game, potter! *hits him with bludger*
movie ginny:*awkwardly ties harry's shoelace for no apparent reason*
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zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

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3 days ago
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